Tuesday, December 07, 2004

CHAV AID THE SINGLE


Get down to Chavgos this xmas
Originally uploaded by das spunken.
Hey Midge Urine & Bob Getoff have penned the words to our new chav aid anthem. Its called Let them know it???s Argos time again (feed the chavs)


It's Argos time
There's no need to be afraid
At Argos, there much fine jewellery on parade
In our store of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the town at Argos time

Say a prayer
Pray to the Beckhams
At argos time it???s hard when you're having fun
There's a town outside your window
It???s a place of dread and fear
Where the only beer flowing has the bitter taste of Skol
The argos tills that ring there
young mothers with hooped earings
Tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Stevenage this Christmas
The greatest gift they'll get this year is a soverign ring
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
And diamond white flows
Do they know it???s Argos time at all


Raise a glass for little Kevin
(heres to them) ravaging a mcdonalds bun
Do they know it's argos time at all

feed the chavs, feed the chavs, feed the chavs
Let them know it's argos time again
Feed the chavs
Let them know it???s argos time again
Feed the chavs
Let them know it???s argos time again
Feed the chavs
Let them know it???s argos time again
Feed the chavs
Let them know it???s argos time again

Xmas number one dont ya think.

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