Thursday, November 04, 2004

God bless America

To celebrate the Republican victory at the American polls the wisdom monkeys at Das Spunken decided to personally join the party in Yahoo chat. We found a room called Republican chat which boasted 5 other users. How open minded are the people that voted for the president? We at DAS SPUNKEN decided to test the bounds of acceptability of the glorious American electorate.

Other users included:

ProudtobeinUSA
Eagleofhonour
GoOhioGo
MrPalmerssox
REVTRUTH
BentonBush --------THIS IS DAS SPUNKEN FOLKS!!!!!

BentonBush: Hi guys great to be in here, what a win! Yeeeeeehaahhhhh USA USA USA USA
ProudtobeinUSA: Hi BentonBush its a great day-----:O
Eagleofhonour: Laughing at liberal flip flops in California
REV TRUTH: Kerry go play boats
MrPalmersox: Yeah!!! USA USA
BentonBush: USA USA yeah Mr Palmers sex USA USA. You guys know what I love about being a Republican? ------The freedom to be a proud American and the commitment to kill foreigners like Saudi's, Iraqis, french and other mid east terrorists
REVTRUTH: Hell yeah Towelheads
MrPalmersox: Its Palmersox not sex
BentonBush: I dont not wanna have sex with you, Kerry voting dog. Palmersex is a liberal ass fag....BOO -GO home Kerry, GO HOME LIBERAL
REVTRUTH: GO HOME KERRY -IF YOU VOTED KERRY YOU AINT WELCOME HERE
Eagleofhonour: Palmersex on IGGY
GoOhioGo: Palmersex is a liberal fag
Mr Palmersox exits the room
BentonBush: Hey guys thats not the only liberal we kicked out today LOL
GoOhioGo: LOL
REVTRUTH: GO GO USA-Hey Bent where you from?
BentonBush: A small town outside of Cleveland called Twatsville
GoOhioGo: I never heard of Twatsville? I live outside of Cleveland
REVTRUTH: exits the room
Eagleofhonour exits the room
GoOhioGo:Hey buddy I am looking on my map and I dont see any Twatsville
BentonBush:It's really small 35 kilometers outside of Cleveland bud! (NOTE SPUNKEN FANS HOW HE NEARLY RUMBLED ME -BUT I PULLED IT BACK FROMTHE BRINK WITH EXCELLENT USE OF AMERICANISMS)
BentonBush: Have you ever felt the inner thighs of hairy man gyrate against your cheeks? -It makes me proud to be an american-God bless the USA!
GoOhioGo: What the hell........................
BentonBush: I dont believe in gay marriage though, do you Go?
GoOhioGo: Are you a fag? No way I dont believe in any fags getting married.
BentonBush: I agree. Say no to gay marriage.
GoOhioGo: OK. Are you a fag buddy?
BentonBush: No I dont believe in gay marriage because us gays are far to promiscious and love having multiple partners and therefore dont ever want to settle down. I love all the different partners I have- as they say -some boys are bigger than others.
GoOhioGo: eeeeeeek you fuckin asshole. Why dont you go kill yourself fag.
BentonBush: Thats not a very inclusive attitude is it. This is the year 2005 and gays are everywhere, even top Republicans like Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell have recently admitted they have had homosexual relations with some colleagues.
REVTRUTH enters the room
GoOhioGo: Bullcrap boy you are one sicko liberal fag. I hope you die.
BentonBush: The big A is a fear but I tend not to think about it to much when having sex. Apparently John Wayne died of aids, he was a gay man but he covered it up for years.
GoOhioGO: John Wayne was a fine american and not a fag. Youre gonna die with all youre immigrant lovers boy
BentonBush: REVTRUTH is a great lover, a little rough but we must repeat the experience soon. REV
REVTRUTH: fuck U
REVTRUTH leaves the room
GoOhioGo: What is this some sort of fag bar. Youre going on IGGY now!
BentonBush: How big are you downstairs Go?
BentonBush: Have you ever inserted a root vegetable so far into your anus that it touches your internal organs?
GoOhioGo leaves the room

There we have it, the conclusion reached is that the repulican voting electorate are not really that tolerant of anyone.

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