Thursday, September 09, 2004

Watch it lads Burnsides back in Sunhill


Exhibit 1
Originally uploaded by das spunken.
This man looks like actor form The Bill (if you are not from the UK this will mean nothing)

When not on the beat in Sunhill he likes writing intimate porno mag style stories.

"Then I notice you are wearing no underwear at all and you ask me what I was doing wearing leather( Im a motorcycle rider) as leather turns you on big time."

What are you doing wearing leather? I often ask people that do you? I obviously informed him that he was going on the site and he seem less than entertained by the idea:

If you show me on this site I will find out wear you live and I will bring my sledgehammer. I will hold you down on the floor and smash your knee caps to dust. I do have connections in the underworld and know people that are willing to go to extreme lenghs to inflict pain upon people.

Das Spunken reply:

Dear DCI Burnside,

Thank you for your previous email.

Technically it would be very difficult to smash my knee caps to dust due to the surrounding blood, muscle and tendon deposits. It may be possible to smash my knee caps to a liquid pulp, which would be more applicable when threatening me in future.

Well Burnside, we have looked at the pros and cons of your mail and we have decided that you better call up your people in the underworld that are willing to go to any lengths (please note this is the correct spelling of lengths unlike in your text) because you are a new interweb star.

With warmest wishes

Mr Das Spunken

8 Comments:

Blogger Das Spunken said...

What does the TUS stand for on Burnsides fleece lined coat?

Total Urinary Scampi
Tall Uterus Stamp

Anyone????????

9 September 2004 at 16:06  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tender Uterus Sample

9 September 2004 at 16:17  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Uberpig Sunhill

9 September 2004 at 16:18  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Timid Underwear Seller

9 September 2004 at 16:18  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total Unadulterated Slut

Tiny uniform sctotum

Testicles Under Size

10 September 2004 at 08:20  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total Unadulterated Slut

Tiny uniform sctotum

Testicles Under Size

10 September 2004 at 08:20  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tatty Underwear Stains

10 September 2004 at 09:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tacky Utter SHite

10 September 2004 at 09:36  

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