Thursday, September 16, 2004

RUNNER UP IN THE MOST DEPRAVED MAN IN THE UK


stelios and mate
Originally uploaded by das spunken.
Thats right folks we are down to the last 2 fellas in our search. Look who it is, it's Mr Easy Jet himself Stelios Thingyos from Greece.

Once upon a time the greek multimillionaire used to date Danni Minogue (ok she maybe the mongoloid brunette version of Kylie, but she was Home & Aways uberchick), but now poor old Stelios is sending his vital statistics into the retards at DAS SPUNKEN. Nice to see his covered the bald patch up with that fetching hat though.

Stelios says "My come(sic) shoots up inside you while your fanny is squeezing it. You then bend over for a long, slow kiss while I softly carress your body and then book you onto a flight to Barcelona without telling you about airport tax and hidden extras, in a hot flying tin can with astronaut food and warm beer served to you by miserable underpaid staff in orange jump suits."

Stelios lookalike you may not be a multimillionaire shipping and airline magnate but you are the runner up in the most depraved man in the UK competition and no money could buy that honour.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey man,

Do you not have libel laws in the UK? I hope for your sake you dont! This doesn't mean that I dont think this is awesome though!!!!!!

16 September 2004 at 09:47  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool

16 September 2004 at 09:48  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool

16 September 2004 at 09:49  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reach around hump lurgy

16 September 2004 at 15:15  
Blogger Battyrider said...

Fucking class, one of your funniest yet raider. Just be careful on the legal-side.

Piss funny.

17 September 2004 at 09:53  

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